Well today is tricky. “Pants” in Britain refers to underwear. Yet “pants” in America refers to the overgarments worn atop your underwear (unless you’re going Commando but let’s not even go there eh?).

So – a map that celebrates the day dedicated to the homely feeling of pretty much doing what you want behind the safety of the closed door to your own home. The first thing on many people’s lists of what they feel comfortable doing in their own home is taking off their pants.

With nervous trepidation I asked our friendly AI to feel relaxed, and uninhibited and give me an undressed world map. It’s clean. Though frankly I’m more concerned by the rather odd shapes it came up with.

Original Prompt (ChatGPT) – new version with improved image generation
Please create a world map as if the countries were naked. The continents need to be skin coloured (please ensure a range of representative skin tones) with hair where necessary. Importantly, each continent needs to look like they are naked with pieces of tape and fig leaves hiding their modesty. This is supposed to be a fun, family friendly image and nothing too rude. Let’s see what you can conjure up.