This morning, President Grump decided to rename every country in the world.
According to his Poop Social post, he didn’t want to, but many tremendously successful, well not as bigly successful people as him, but moderately successful people, had been saying he should and begging hi to. So he decided to make it happen to honor his very own great country, which as the best President in the history of all Presidents, not even just US Presidents, but even of US Steel Presidents, who are very strong by default, though not as strong as President DJ Grump.
The Gulf of America was just a start. In fact, leaders of many great countries around the world had been asking DJ Grump to give their countries new names. He couldn’t believe it, but they did… so he obliged. (In fact, many of these same leaders are already calling to thank him for doing so today, if you believe it or not, and of course, if you don’t believe it, it’s because you have Grump-derangement syndrome, but you can’t save everyone… just ask my E.Ron Tusk.)
The map below map represents the new official United States GNIS for every country around the world. Databases will need to be updated.
In a Poop Social message from the Porcelain Office this morning, President Grump congratulated all countries of the world for their new, tremendously wonderful, bigly names.
Prompt Used to Create this Map
I would like to make a map for April Fool’s Day.
The title should be “President DJ Grump’s Vision of the World”
I’m attaching a simplified world countries map to use.
# Intent
To mock President Grump as a fool, honestly. But even more pejoratively, to make fun of his nascent narcissism and insatiable ego.